The one an ONLY 5_Oh you should be worried about

I am the one whose name was mentioned in rumors over the past month. My absence was a mystery and my mystique made it even more abstract. I am the product of a reformed Bandido and a farmers daughter. The Marine Corps turned my brass balls into a polished thing of beauty (will show for cash) Multiple deployments with the finest fighting force ever known to man, happily divorced, no kids (that im aware of) I am one of the deputy commanders and am always available to help with WoT subjects and personal matters of interest for the right price. You will normally know if im on RC if you hear bag-pipes playing in the background